1.What do you call a fish when you take out an eye?

2. If it takes ten men 3 hours to dig one hole, how many men does it take to dig half a hole in the same amount of time?

3.what did tiger see inside the toilet?

4. What do you call a cow with no legs?

5. What does your boss and a slinky have in common?

6. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?.

7. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

8. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

9. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

10. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?